"I'm not some shlub condo buyer you're sending on a one-way trip to the poorhouse, so shut up and listen.... You've got until tomorrow evening to recount your sins and prepare to atone for them.... The next time we speak, I expect some heartfelt confessions. Otherwise, better drum up whatever catchy slogan you'd like written… Continue reading Expired Listings by D.M. Barr
Tag: humor
STUFF: The Fortunes, Foibles, and Fiascos of Those Who Sought to Understand Matter by George Graybill
What is stuff made of? Mr. Graybill gives a humorous, easy-to-follow, history lesson in the study of matter. He includes an extensive vocabulary of science terms from various theories, elements, and compounds to the explanation of wave-particle duality, quantum mechanics, and the Bohr model. There are also profiles of various philosophers and scientists including Hermes Trismegistus, Galileo Galilei,… Continue reading STUFF: The Fortunes, Foibles, and Fiascos of Those Who Sought to Understand Matter by George Graybill
Please Don’t Do Coke in the Bathroom, Irreverent Hand Lettering for Every F*cking Occasion by Sami Christianson
Take a crack at it, it's f*cking therapeutic. Just the title alone on this book would get someone to notice it. It is a guide for hand lettering to express your sarcasm with beautiful calligraphy. With the onslaught of social media and online writing why not change it up and leave a handwritten note telling… Continue reading Please Don’t Do Coke in the Bathroom, Irreverent Hand Lettering for Every F*cking Occasion by Sami Christianson
69 Million Things I Hate About You (Winning The Billionaire Book 1) by Kira Archer
Kiersten Abbott receives her new job by default. Sexy Cole Harrington, president and founder of Harrington Enterprises, let his first assistant go because he wanted her to attend a conference on the same weekend as her wedding. As second assistant, Kiersten's work is cut out for her as he looks at her and says, "Let's… Continue reading 69 Million Things I Hate About You (Winning The Billionaire Book 1) by Kira Archer
The Dog Walker’s Diary by Kathryn Donahue
I recently started a book challenge list that asked me to read a book with the word "dog" in the title and to my delight when searching the NetGalley list The Dog Walker's Diary came up first. Daniel Ashe is a literary agent who has never fell in love and is looking for an awesome… Continue reading The Dog Walker’s Diary by Kathryn Donahue
The Wicked Wedding of Miss Ellie Vyne by Jayne Fresina
Ellie Vyne never had much sympathy for men, until she temporarily became one Her secret life as the gambling Count de Bonneville is helping her take care of her family and it is going to land her in more trouble than she ever dreamed. She is classified as an outspoken old maid at 27 years… Continue reading The Wicked Wedding of Miss Ellie Vyne by Jayne Fresina
Assholes: A Theory by Aaron James
This is a tongue and cheek philosophical theory of what makes someone an asshole. James comes up with irritating traits of assholes such as "not hearing someone out" and "reflecting ignorance of crucial facts or lack of concern with what is reasonably acceptable from everyone's point of view and actively reasoning from his sense of… Continue reading Assholes: A Theory by Aaron James
Dancing Naked in Dixie by Lauren Clark
AUTHOR INTERVIEW Welcome to my blog! I'm excited to present Lauren Clark, author of Dancing Naked in Dixie. What is Dancing Naked in Dixie about? It's really a story about a career girl finding happiness, love, and her place in the world where she least expects it. Here's the summary: Travel writer Julia Sullivan lives… Continue reading Dancing Naked in Dixie by Lauren Clark
Eat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth Gilbert
Liz Gilbert's life was a mess. She wanted a divorce, she fought off and on with her lover and she just wanted to go away. And go away she did to the three I's. Italy, India, and Indonesia. She found food and friends in Italy. She found the love of God in an Ashram in… Continue reading Eat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth Gilbert